Marpig always wanted to spice up her bloggie with words of wisdom, sm from her own tots while sm are gathered from frens or movies here n there and herez one ttz really funny!! Itz from a TVB serial called (in cantonese) " 窈窕 熟 女"
For those who understand cantonese, here itz goes:
" 男人锺意女仔, 三分姿色, 七分乜野都唔识"
This bloggie entry shall be a myriad of essentially juicy little bits n bots (much like Marpigz chain of tots)
BTW, in response to Mr Calendar (we like codenames, dont we? :P) falling for 1 of Marpigz usual partly-real xperience of flying...
ttz the whole idea!! hahahahahhaha But Marpig WILL do tt in the future!!
Also, therez always interactive questions tt Marpig littered everyth on her bloggie and XT had brilliantly got 1 spotted and bingo!! Yup, the korean drama tt Marpig watched 6 times is Dae Jang Geum!! :D *clap clap clap*
Oh Oh!! All of u GOT TO WATCH THIS!! http://flash.cyol.com/product/05121802324416.swf
Right, kicking orf;
1stly, does all of u noe tt desserts is stressed spelt backwrds? Hmmm... No wonder Marpig seldom take desserts (therez only a few she likes & choc is definitely not 1 of them) cos she seldom get stressed... she only gets paranoid and crazy :P
2ndly, Marpig already got a shopping list for dec when she goes back home for checkup, travelling, etc. In summary, she needs to revamp her working clothes closet (as if she even have a dedicated closet for clothes hahahhaha), a really brilliant flat and thin and lightweight digital watch tt she can wear for all occasions including diving and hiking and backpacking. She also needs to get tt eye mask so tt she can sleep and oh, ear plugs cos Marpigz dad snores louder than a trumptet; will come in handy whilst in korea since Marpigz dad snores louder than a trumpet
3rdly, as many frens have shared with Marpig and also based on her own xperience and rationalising unconsciousness, Marpig realised every1 is in fact, addicts
But wat are all of us addicted to? $? Yeah, sort of, indirectly. All of us need $ to do the ths we like or would like to do. No matter how 1 dread working, he/she must still work to feed his/her habits such as (in Marpigz case) travelling, gd food and wine, cars, gals, men (y not? :P), etc. Well, in essence, working is just the legal way of feeding our unsatiable habits...
4thly, due to recent rubbish economy in the UK (US & Europe) pple and companies are finding it harder to borrow lollies from the banks. So where do pple turn to? Pawn shops!! Marpig received flyers given out by pawn shops out of the blue 1 dae. To Marpig, it was al a joke when she read tt the pawn shop accepts all gold, diamonds, etc. Duh. Marpig has none of those to pawn. AND, cant believe pawn shops in the UK!! Like every1 on earth, Marpig am stereotypical when it comes to pawn shops; it suggests smth dogey and flashes of images of gamblers stealing their wivesz (or vice versa) jewelleries in the middle of the night to pawn so as to lose more
5thly, this is purely lamentatious review (nope, don think ttz such a word but yes, it xist in Marpigz dictionary) on Windows. Cant rem (& don want to noe) wat is the very early OS for comps. But Marpig do noe therez Windows 95, then Windows 97, then Windows 98. Then maybe Bill Gates also believed wat Nostradamus predicted (tt the world is coming to an end in 2000) tt he didnt have Windows 99
Then, al was wel and the world goes rd, Bill Gates came up with Windows 2000 to celebrate the fact tt he can continue to sel his Windows bit by bit to get more lollies. He decided ttz not enough bcos pple are having more Apples & waking up to the fact tt Windows are all the same with nth new but the name and packaging. Hence, as the university rule of thumb prevails, he decided since he can no longer convince pple, he will have to confuse all. This gives birth to Windows XP which, strangely, bcos it wasnt name after any of the year and no1 could guess wat XP stands for, it sold well and last quite long until pple are having Apples again. This time, Bill Gates decided not to use any years nor any cryptic abbrev. Instead, he called it Vista and happily made the user interface messy so tt pple will think itz smth new and will spend millions just to train pple to use a cock up shit
Then, Vista really cocked up cos no1 wanna use it cos interface is too shit and wols down the performance of even the best comps. Gone were the daes where pple are like sheeps who noe naught bout OS and so itz harder to be led
Recently, Bill Gates decided to go back to naming Windows by numbers but not years, no. The latest is called Windows 7 which is touch screen OS and God noes wat sort of comps or gadgets one needs to get. Why call it Windows 7? Beats Bill Gates.
(Disclaimer: Marpigz personal comments meant to spice up bloggie only. Please continue to support Bill Gates as most of us have no choice anyw unless u get an Apple. Then again, they have combined forces, Marpig thinks)
6thly, winner of Singapore Women Award died of cancer at the tender age of 33... So, who says only the old and frail get cancer? Really, Marpig am afraid she will get cancer... hope tt lump near Marpigz hrt to the left is nth serious... kao. Marpig hates the docs in the UK. Will sue them if anyth is discovered late.. choy choy choy!!
7thly, capable Adam Khoo has a Wealth Academy where he teaches pple how to earn their 1st million. Well, Marpig says pple who pay to listen to him is helping him to earn his 2nd or 3rd million, thank u v much. Sour grapes? Nay, Marpig noes wind doesnt fall on her (read, windfall :P) nor any1 else cos wind blows sideway, not drop like rain, ya. Plus, Marpig don like to eat grapes tt are sour. Durians are much better
(Disclaimer: Once again, Marpigz personal comment which also said for sm of the innermost tots of pple who don dare to voice out. Do pay to go to Adam Khooz Wealth Academy if u think by sitting and listening will get u rich)
8thly and finally, this is smth Marpig touched on smtime ago bout with lollies come charity. One cant be a phliantropist if one isnt filthy rich. It is also very contradictory tt developers and so on and so forth, leveled trees and destroy ecosystems to build resorts and golf courses and then donate lollies for conservation research and Marpig am specifically talking bout the Resorts World Sentosa.
Itz just like saying sorry after u killed sm1. Duh. Talk bout global hypocrisy instead of global warming lah
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