Thursday, May 29

Weston-super-(night)Mare Final Part

Actually, it was just the flying simulation on frenz hubbyz comp. The yoke was replaced by the joystick but therez no feet control aka peddles for the rudder as in real aircrafts

Marpigz first destination or country for flying is of cos, Changi Airport on Sunny Island!! So, Marpig flew a beginner's aircraft aka Tigermoth (WW2 pilots also learnt flying with Tigermoth)

The thing bout basic flying is to understand and control the ailerons on the trailing edge of the planez wing, elevators on the trailing edge of the planez tail on the horizontal stabiliser as well as the rudder, also on the trailing edge of the planez tail on the vertical stabiliser and how all these affect the row, pitch and yaw of the plane respectively. Much like controlling a boat but much more than tt bcos 1 needs to understand fluids dynamic and how boundary layers, difference in air pressure etc affects flying. This xplains why pilots needs to take so many theory lessons and tests... & oh, lotsa CONSTANT practice *gulps*

Taking off is easy peasy much like mushy peas (very nice when eaten with fish & chips!!) Just need to do pre-flight checks, straightened the nose of the place and increase speed

Commercial jet planes have a time lag between blasting the jet and the speed as many of u would had noticed. Once the taking-off speed is reached, just need to lift the yoke (ailerons) and lift the plane off!! Of cos, bcareful not to overdo it!! Needs a certain angle of attack aka itz the angle made by the planez horizontal axis with the horizontal ground

After taking off, itz not yet auto pilot!! Need to reach the legal height of tt particular plane (different plane have different legal height of flying so tt planes dont crash) as well as control the plane into itz cruising position. This involves steady, accurate and wols manoeuvre while making turns. In fact, after a certain manoeuvre, it can be quite an art to return the plane to the "normal" position, combining the effects of ailerons, rudder, blah blah blah

By the way, the rudder can help the pilot to do a sharp turn, together with the help of the ailerons. The pilot also needs to recover from fall, etc!! Gosh!! Itz not like driving or boating!!

Landing is much more fun and xciting!! Since the pilot can even switched off all engines (or put it to idle revolution) and do a gliding landing which was wat Marpig did!!

The plane can approach sideways and into the long str runway but tt is dangerous and require precise manoeuvre. Marpig did try it once successfully but the plane doesnt land str and needs to be corrected. In real situations, most probably every1 on board will be screaming!! :P

The proper way is to approach str on facing the runway. When approaching, there will be a row of lights to indicate to the pilot if he/she is approaching too low or too high. But Marpig cant rem wat colour means wat now :P

2nd time Marpig lands, the plane bounces up again aka "bubbles" (?) Guess all beginners will definitely land like this at least once simply bcos beginners have the mentality of "crushing while landing"!! hahahahahaha but the 3rd time Marpig lands really gd!! Even frenz hubby said itz brilliant for a beginner!! :D Right!! Give Marpig a plane to fly!!

Yeah!! 1st step to "Pigs can fly too"!!

Gosh!! Marpig really need to save up for her real flying lessons!! tsk tsk tsk... actually, it is a gd time to go to the US to learn since the dolla is dropping... but then again, oil/barrel is record high which is mad. anyw!!

Next is really cool!! Marpig learnt how to play the saxophone!!

Yeah!! Have always wanted to pick up a musical instrument bcos Marpig doesnt seem to have any special skills :( Used to play the keyboard when she was really young cos Marpigz dad bought them a Yamaha keyboard. However, Marpig am not gd at reading notes since family couldnt afford to send Marpig nor Marpigz sis for lessons, hence, self-taught!!

Wat then Marpigz dad did was to write down on the keyboards, numbers representing the notes using marker pen!! Itz easy to play like tt since one just need to memorise a string of numbers but hey!! ttz wasnt the proper way and no1 plays keyboard like tt... anyh, every1 loses interest in keyboard since... :P

Then, in primary sch, all of us learn how to play the recorder... eeew!! Marpigz am average and actually, Marpig prefers to draw then

Time passes and bcos of social norms and competition, itz all bout study and study. Now tt Marpig had already used 1/4 of her life (if she manages to live till 100 which is impossible) for pursuing paper qualifications, she now has more time for "discovering" and realising sm of her long-4gotten interests!!

Just like the wonderful feeling of the 1st time Marpig am able to breathe underwater (SCUBA diving lah!!), the feeling tt Marpig felt when she 1st blow on a saxophone was... "WAT?!"

Why? Bcos therez NO SOUND AT ALL no matter how hard Marpig blows into the sax!! Itz like blowing into a dumb thingy!! Hence the "WAT?!"

As with all other ths, therez always a
窍 门. Marpig always believe tt in learning any th, one needs to 1st understand how tt th works. In this case, noeing how notes are being created by a sax is the zeroth th to noe!!

Yes, a sax is a wind instrument (not tt it farts; gosh, Marpig just cant resist making a duh joke!! :P) but it is not blowing into it tt creates the notes like the flute or trumpet or trombone etc. In fact, wat one needs to do is to vibrate the wooden ridge on the mouth pcs much like vibrating a paper or leaf to make the sounds!!

Oh, it is also impt to moist this wooden ridge (& professionals do tt by licking it) so tt it is easier to vibrate. Now, follow wat Marpig does:

Rest the mouth pcs/wooden ridge on yr lower lip, then use the upper teeth to bite the upper part of the mouth pcs and close the mouth with the upper lip (curl the upper lip in when doing this) and one should end up like the way the pros do it.

The next trick is then to blow gently (like u would to the edge of a paper or leaf) to vibrate the ridge and wala!! The 1st note u get on the sax!!

Next is to understand tt with different shape of the mouth (specially with the lower lip & how the ridge rest on it), the notes from the sax will sound diff & ttz when notes "bend" which is why pple say sax is sexy!!

The shape of the lips is also known in French as the "embouchure" :D So, for 3 nights, Marpig quickly picked up the basics of playing the sax and enough to make her determined to buy and pick up playing a sax!! Too bad the instrument is not cheap and will costs ard 300+ quid!!

Marpig also couldnt play in her flat cos the acoustic of the walls are crap!! (Imagine, Marpig could hear watz going on the doorz neighbourz bedroom... OMG!!)

Anyw, it has always been rumoured tt how thick a personz lips are, determine wat wind instrument he/she will play in a sch band. Itz not really applicable for the sax Marpig was told since the more impt th is to grasp the qiao men of getting THE individualz preferred embouchure

Ah~~~ it had been a long & wordy bloggie entry bout 2 very interesting (well, to Marpig!!) hobbies!! Actually, there other hobbies Marpig likes too!! Eg,
B4 Marpig end orf with a series of photos of very old game machines which Marpig took while in Wookey Hole, she shall share 2 Irish jokes (therez this th bout the Irish being illogical pple as the English say :P) which her frenz hubby shared:

1) 1 dae, a pig who ate too much, fell onto the grd and rested. On comes a drunken man and fell onto the grd and lay beside the pig. (Here comes the best part) Sm1 came along and saw the drunken man and said, "You can tel a man who boozes by the company he chooses" Hearing tt, the pig got up and ylwols walked away

2) An Irish man said to his fren, "I wil meet u by the gate @ 4pm. If I'm there 1st, I will draw a x on the wal. If u r there 1st, u will rub it away"

Tuesday, May 27

Weston-super-(night)Mare Part 2

So, staying a few daes in colleaguez hse was so interesting!! Reasons being:
1) Marpig went to the Bath flea market (Marpig love garang guni and this was beeg!!)
2) Visted Wookey Hole which was known for itz caves and legend of a witch (cos pple found a skeleton while cave xploring) as well as record for deep cave diving

3) Marpig learnt saxophone!!
4) Learnt a bit o flying!!

So, howz the flea market in the UK like? :D Hmmm... itz really very much like wat one would imagine or read in Enid Blyton? Just tt pple don wear old coats or top hats anymore. Also, if any1 had watched, "Bedknobs and Broomstick" (a Walt Disney musical film prodution in 1971 with Angela Lansbury, David Tomslinson and many of the classic Disney cartoon characters; itz a MUST WATCH movie!!) the part bout the flea market in Portobello Road is just like the Bath flea market

Therez lotsa bric-a-brack, old furnitures, mirrors, even chandeliers and guns (yes, guns and rifles, not sure if they can still fire), therez also the usual thingy like books, vases, even the buttons of policemenz and soldierz uniforms!!
Saw Marpigz dad changing and attaching the silver and beady-like buttons on his uniforms when Marpig was young. Always like to play with those buttons cos they look so smart and impt and like precious stones!! But as the yrs passed and the gahmen changed the buttons to cloth types, hence, no more silvery buttons (which is a shame really)

Anyh, guess wat Marpig bought in the flea market? :P Comics? Wanted to, but didnt see any tt catches Marpigz eyes. So watz the next th tt Marpig will be interested? hahahahahaha itz a wooden chess board and pcs!! Itz bout an armz length by an armz length board (not foldable) and wooden chess pcs. :D Itz really a bargain at only 3 quid!!
Reason y was bcos it was Marpigz dad who taught Marpig how to play chess (both chinese and international) :) have always wanted to have sm time with him to just sit down to play a few rounds... :) did manage to play with him once (he only plays 1 round at any 1 time!!) last yr? 2 yrs ago? a couple of yrs ago :)

He also bought Marpig a very beeg Flinstones chess board n pcs long long time ago!! :D But it was quite dis-use since not alot of Marpigz frens (in fact, cant think of who!!) who plays chess!! (maybe xcept Marpigz pri sch fren, who played bball with Marpig, Babbon and JM) Anyh, the next time Marpig goes home, she will definitely grab Marpigz dad and play a game or two of chess with him!!

The next dae, Marpig and frens went to Wookey Hole!! The cave is really good. Wat with all the stalagmites and stalactites and cellulites hahahahahahaha
BTW, Marpig always has an eye for details...

The Wookey Holez cave has a legend tt therez a witch who used to stayed there bcos xplorers later found a skeleton of a woman. Legend also said tt a priest was asked to drive the witch away from the cave and blah blah blah... to noe more pls look for the story under the website or wiki :P
Anyh, local pple also stored cheddar cheese in the cave bcos of the low temp
(Digresss a little; think long time ago Marpig did bloggie bout 1 of her receipe on Blue Stilton cheese with celery and mushroom soup. Gosh, itz heavenly!!)

As Marpig mentioned earlier, the record (was it for Britain?) for the deepest cave diving was set here too. Cos eons ago, the cave used to be undeground and there are many chambers yet to be xplored. Hence, xplores bombed and dive to xplore other chambers
Speaking bout diving... Marpig spent like hundreds on fins and mask and she hasnt used them at all!! Kao. Dingko Nut, we need to wet ourselves!!

Another attraction (not very xciting) at Wookey Hole is traditional paper making from... cotton!! Ya noe, those really tough gd old paper tt the English (& the world?) used to (and still use) for keeping history records, legal documents etc. The paper feels like cloth yet it isnt... must have seen them b4 right?
Anyw, the poem below is pretty cheeky!!
Lastly, Marpig talked bout learning bout flying and landing as well as saxophone!! Hmmm... since Marpig am gonna touch on the very basic of flying and more than just blowing air into a sax to get sm notes out of it, it will be another bloggie entry!!

Weston-super-(night)Mare Part 1

*cough cough*

After a serious bloggie entry, Marpig needs to revert back to her travelling tales once again

Prior to continuing other Parts of Brussels, Marpig shall [>>] to one of the wkends where she got away to (notorious) Weston-super-(night)Mare on the west coast of the UK

Why notorious? As sm of u might had already gathered from Marpigz description of the UK, Brits are deprived of the deep blue sea (& so is Marpig) Hence, coasts are like WOW!! to the Brits and they simply love Thai and Malaysia or anywhere with the sun, the sea and the sandy beach Weston-super-Mare was smth with no sun, brown sea and sandy beach
It is bout an hour coach ride from Bristol. Bcos one of Marpigz colleagues (the one with breast cancer, but recovering :)) stays near there, Marpig decided to pay her and her hubby a visit over the 1st May Bank Hol
Anyh, Marpig reached Weston-super-Mare and chance upon smth which answers XTz previous ? bout TCM in the UK :P
(btw, XT, how r u getting on with yr TCM lessons? Think yr xams are over right? How were they?!)

As Marpig had mentioned above, Weston-super-Mare is one of the coasts in the UK where pple go to have the sea and sandy beach. Despite the sea being not impressive at all, to the Brits, itz still a much cheaper option & welcoming break than to fly 1/2 a globe away to SEA
Indeed, the seaside was gloomy... everyth is grey or brown... though a jet ski with showy guys keep following Marpig whilst she was taking photos... hence!! Marpig just get a shot of them to satisfy them!!
Anyh, this pic reminds Marpig so much of Sexy Lady out of water back in Tioman!! hahahahahahaha
There was also a pier (note Marpigz fren and her hubby in the pic) which, in the olden daes, was a place with shows, dancing, etc much like Barry Manilowz Copacabana!! But times are diff now and pple no longer go to the pier for shows, to dance, etc. Hence, it had bcome a games arcade with hot dogs (rem the same hot dog in Marpigz previous bloggie entry bout Salzburg?!)
Anyw, Marpig will not go there again (not for the sea definitely!!) but it can serve as a base for hiking up sm of the famous mountains (not very high but definitely higher than any hills in Sunny Island!!) Still, itz a place to go once and of cos, it adds to Marpigz NY resolution bout travelling to at least 5 places in the UK!!

Sunday, May 25

Inevitability is the Medicine to Cure Procrastination

Quoting Sexy Lady on her words-of-wisdom as the title of this bloggie entry, this entry is specially dedicated (majiam like a DJ!!) to all those who procrastinate (and the world is guilty of tt!!)

To xplore deeper into the reasons why pple procrastinate would amt to a suitable-size dissertation (which Marpig am capable of but shall not)

But essentially ("here she goes again!!"), the quick answers to all procrastination might be laziness and too much time

Every1 would agree to laziness being the root of all procrastination; bcos it is true and simply bcos therez no other better str-4wrd xcuse tt xplains everyth :P

Procrastination often arises when pple set themselves a target, a chore to be done, a goal, any tasks, etc tt needs to be realised at a later date. Often, when pple 1st identify smth tt they wanted to achieve or do, tt smth is always listed down as "top priority" or more than often, "must-do" note accompany the list

However, as laziness hiding in the crevices of our bones creeps in, "must-do" reduced from "have-to-be-done!" to "by next wk!!" to a mere "after this & tt" and finally, striking off from the list totally as one finds an xcuse of not wanting to achieve/do tt smth anym which never seems to get done (notice the number of ! to reflect the personz fustration of his/her own procrastination)

It may also seem contradictory tt Marpig am saying a lack of time is another reason for procrastination. While every1 keeps saying they have no time for this & tt, in fact, they have already taken time for granted


Well, 24 hrs in a dae is definitely not enough for every1 and it can be subjective. Also, according to Parkinsonz theroy, pple will definitely take up all available time to do smth even though it can be finished in a shorter period... Argh... hopefully frens understand wat Marpig am trying to say(?)

In fact, it is so funny tt most of us spend time doing nth much but thought tt we have no time to do everyth which Marpig is guilty of too!!

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Hmmm... just another bloggie entry tt gives Marpig smth to do yet no time to devote to typing her long over-dued IMechE reports... Kao.

Rainy Day and a Bit O' Dark Humour(?)

Just woke up after sleeping for 7 hrs after wkend NDS session till 4am in the morning

Had been raining since 3 am. The usual grey and rainy British weather in the beginning of (or almost) June. And, almost as routine, Marpig brewed her fav Yorkshire white tea and sitting in front of her laptop, typing away

Marpig felt like going back asap to do a proper CT scan... lumpy feeling is not disappearing. In fact, Marpig could even feel it when she moves. Argh!! Need to KIV for cheap flights to return earlier... Need to contact Gin and ask her to help pre-arrange for appointment on Marpigz b1/2 prior to Marpigz return...

As Marpig had realised long ago, everyth in life is a cycle :) Just like the sun rise and moon fall each dae and night, Marpig am currently xperiencing a getaway mood (as if she dont feel tt way 24/7!!)

Have always thought if Marpig were to be given a few months to live, wat would she do, where will she go, wat will she say, etc hahahhahaha most probably she will look at her savings 1st, decide which places to really go & diving, pack up and ciao

Oh b4 tt, she will write a will 1st and ponder who to keep her collection of comics and toys

Then, she will give thanks to all her relatives and frens

She will go on an eating spree

She will go drive the boat out to sea, fish, sunbathe, makan while bobbling up & down the sea hopefully she will not vomit and BBQ her catch (with additional seafood supplies) at night on a beach with real camping fire and tent and see the stars after all tt amt of cholesterol shez taken

She will fly a plane around the whole of Singapore (but then again, gahmen would never allow) so she will fly in Malaysia or Aussie instead

She will take a nice photo for tt purpose

She wants to be bside Marpigz mom

She will cook smth really scrumptious for Marpigz dad and sis and BIL and relatives and frens

She will spend the rest of her daes reading all her comics and playing with her toys again :D

Tsk tsk tsk... really... the British weather is depression-inducing!!

Thursday, May 22

Kept in Bed

*ah-chooo!!*

Arh~~~ *sniff!!* been staying in bed the entire dae with a flu/cold (watz the diff again?) xcept for peebreaks and 1 meal... didnt realise time passes quickly even when therez nth to do...

Gosh... was just looking at Marpigz resume (done up 2 yrs ago) and am in the process of touching it up... was stumped in the section where it says, "Career Achievements"... realised when Marpig was an R&D engr, she actually did managed to achieved smth... now... seems like she hasnt yet achieve anyth BEEG

Hmmm... been sort of taking a lead engr role for 2 projects up to Tender... am awaiting for costings from contractor to come back... itz gonna be bout another 6 mths to 1 yr b4 the projects get onto sites... so, in effect, hasnt see projects through from birth to death

Suppose to take a CSCS test (certification to go onto construction sites) but am being lazy... so shall do tt

Am in the process of getting CEng which wil take no less than 4 years... so cant put tt down as well... gosh... cannot. Must do more projects...

Hmmm... meanwhile... did quite a few commendable feasibility reports for client (charging them a few thousands to tens of thousands for those :D)... load cals, pipe and duct sizing, plant sizing, specs, etc... doesnt seem alot...

overwhelmed with C.P... it just Just a couple of wks ago Marpig was thinking of not going back to Singapore (for gd?) cos itzdidnt feel like Sunny Island anym... Marpigz home... Marpigz memories... the places and pple tt are frozen in Marpigz heart 3 yrs ago have all changed...

Marpig dont like changes to ths tt she is fond of... Wat are left of all the comfort(ing) in onez homeland?

Most probably Marpig will stay in the UK or move to the US, Dubai, HK, Japan, Korea? Hmmm... then again, she may suddenly pack up and go back IF smth unxpected happens...

Tuesday, May 20

Brussels (Part 2)

Hohoho!! So watz so comical bout Brussels? (Sm photos showing the humour...)
Pictures/illustrations say it all... words? Nay!!
Marpig & frens walked past a Kebab shop and the pple happily posed for us!! Bravo!!(The statue is) Pondering over the fountain... hmmm

Heh!! We must have seen Smurfs in our time (ya noe, the blue little thingies, Papa Smurf, only 1 in a million female Smurf, the Evil Gargarmel and his cat, refer to old bloggie entries). For those who do not noe who the Smurfs are (how can u not?!), wat bout Tintin?

All these cartoons, or rather, comics, originated from Belgium!! In fact, comics is pretty much associated with Brussels, much like the Bullet Trains of Japan.

Just an indirect praise for Marpig (if any1 of u get it); Tintinz author, Georges Remi (wat a nice, sexy name!!) aka Herge, is a left-hander. :P

Anyh, when one is in Brussels, depending on watz the theme of the trip, therez much to do!! Of cos, makan is definitely 1 of Marpigz travelling themes. Then, itz always the UNESCO places to go to (at least once in a lifetime-been-there-done-tt kinda spirit) and for Brussels, itz comics!!And, itz not a surprise tt international comics such Sailor Moon (Ranma1/2 too!!) make it to Brussels!!

There is this Comic Strip Trail tt one could take which essentially takes a traveller to every walls in Brussels with painted comics!! Gd thing bout it is tt it also brings one near to bout 70% of the must-see places in Brussels.
Not only are the streets full of comics, there are many shops which make Marpig go mad bcos they are simply loaded with lotsa toys and comic books!! Gosh. If Marpig didnt manage to keep herself at least 1% sober, she would have become penniless!! Itz like an addiction tt cannot be satisfied!! Oh boy oh boy!!

Shops selling wands from Harry Potter
Tintin,
(just look at tt price tag!! *faints*)
leetle red devil,
The Smurfs,
don-noe-wat-duckie,
Disney cartoon characters,
Tom & Jerry (& tt big-headed yellow canary called Tweetie... eeew!!)
& Asterix & Obelix!!Oh man!! Marpig am trying not to collect Asterix comics since each book costs like 8 quid!! But think Marpig had already bought a couple... sharks.Famous scene tt always appear on the last page of Asterix comics. All villagers celebrate triumph over the idiotic Romans (as the Gauls called them) with BBQ boars!!Therez how Obelix got to be so fat and strong... cos he fell into the cauldron of magic potion tt Getafix was brewing when he was youngMarpig been crazy with Asterix since sec1!! Itz only these recent years tt Marpig find them more common in the UK bookstands & could better afford to splurge on them unlike eons ago.

Anyw, itz gd tt another crazy travelling khaki (also Marpigz colleague) joined Marpig & him in Brussels!! Gosh~~~ wat a relieve!! *shhhhhhh~~~* :P And the silly photos we took!!